EWWWW! Cooties!

By now we had settled into our rental house, almost as if it were our own (which it was for a week). I was wondering what we were going to do today... So I asked some1... and the answer came as MY BROTHERS GIRLFRIEND WAS COMING FOR THE DAY!!! She moved to Colorado a while ago and I thought I was rid of his bimbo, but she lived like an hour away and she was coming! She exactly annoying, but she was always worried about what we thought of her (...), which was pretty darn obvious, with the nervous laughs and everything. I was happy to hear that we were going into town to go shopping, SEPARATELY! We shopped around for the day, periodically finding them together, holding hands, cuddling on a bench, etc. They got home before us, and of course, his bimbo had crashed her car into a tree in our drive-way (... and it was pretty hard to his this teeny little tree). When we pulled in, she was freaking out, waving hands an all that stuff girls do when they are upset... It turned out that it was a teeny little gash in the bumper, that my dad got out with a rubber mallet. Then came dinner... this poor soul of a girl was allergic to CORN! I have heard of peanut, soy, and even sunlight allergies, but NEVER, EVER, a corn allergy... Apparently she stayed the night, cause I found her stealing my coffee in the morning...